Eli Crawford Wilson, son of Justin Wilson and Alexandra Crawford-Batt, was born on December 18, 2004, at 3:51 a.m. Eli tipped the scales at a very healthy 7 lbs, 10.6 oz, and 19.5 inches. Hobbies include anatomy, rapid eye movement, and composting. That's about it so far.

• What was the initial inspiration for Eli?
  
  Legislative history suggests that the founding parents hoped to leave a legacy for future generations, crafting Eli as a humanitarian, peacemaker, animal-lover, and guy-who-puts-the-seat-down. That, and a huge tax deduction.
  
• Is there any truth to the rumor that Eli is running for the 49th House District?
  
  Eli is humbled by the many phone calls and telegrams he's received, encouraging him to run. It has always been his desire to find an opportunity to serve the village that helped raise him, but now is not that time. Citing family obligations and certain constitutional "issues," Eli accepts the honor but declines the nomination. Please note that Eli is not affiliated with DraftEliWilson.net and regrets any confusion that site may have caused.
  
• Has Eli ruled out a future run for public office?
  
  Certainly not. Eli is seriously considering the race for school board, intent on doing whatever he can to improve our public schools before he enrolls in them.
  
• How can I support Eli's future political career?
  
  Since campaign finance disclosure laws prevent Eli from accepting political contributions before he has filed for a particular office, donations should be made in the form of nonsequential, unmarked Pampers.
  
• What is Eli's position on stadium financing?
  
  (Eli's position paper on this subject was accidentally soiled and will be posted soon.)
  
• Is Eli single?
  
  Eli's parents look forward to his dating when the time is right, and fully expect him to be Washingtonian's Most Eligible Bachelor of 2034.
  
• Are there any known bugs in the current version?
  
  Overall, Eli has proven to be a remarkably robust, scalable platform for long-term development and intelligent design. The few documented bugs that currently exist (including variable volume rates and the occassional buffer leak) should be mitigated over the development lifecycle.